For Shits and Giggles

itsahalest0rm:

godpenis:

This is important hello (x)

Reblogging again for the fuckboy who ignored it the first time

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clairestanfield:

winkbeforethesly:

Here’s some awesome selfies that I’ve taken recently

I’m in love wit u marry me

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job application: describe your most recent leadership role

me: sometimes at crosswalks i'm the first one to start jaywalking and everyone follows me

tittytron:

family: *says something incredibly racist*

me: thats racist

family: wow that is really offensive calm down and stop attacking people please your radical liberal beliefs are tearing this family apart

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uglyrad:
“ when your friends are too turnt and you’ve gotta look after them
”

uglyrad:

when your friends are too turnt and you’ve gotta look after them

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hvlth-gxth:

my constant internal dialogue.

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thank-you-mrs-loopner:

half of tom hanks’ twitter is him tweeting lost items he sees and he signs all of his tweets

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